Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Not Feelin' It

Richard attends a Christan-based preschool, where he is introduced to different mealtime prayers.   One day, while sitting down to supper with his extended family, Mom proudly asked him to say a prayer.  Richard's response, " I'm not feelin' the Lord today, Mom."

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Little Stinker

Nine-year-old Kate shopped at Santa's Cottage for her little brothers. 
When she told two-year-old Max she bought a Christmas present for him he couldn't wait--literally.  He kept getting into her bag trying to find it.  Finally, she decided to hide the presents on her top bunk.  A little while later, Mom walked by Kate's room and saw Max up on Kate's top bunk. 

Shaking her head she said, "Max, you know what you are?"
Max replied, "Yes...amazing!"

Mom was thinking "little stinker".

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Christmas Cookies with a Twist

This year while carrying on the Christmas cookie baking tradition Fifteen-year-old Jarrod decided to kick it up a notch.  When Dad passed by on his way to the oven he suggested that Jarrod not pound the sugar cookie dough.  Here is Jarrod's reply:

"If you want it to bake properly you have to massage it.  You just don't know my technique."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Illlegal Drugs

On a recent trip to the pediatrician 9-year-old Jae was diagnosed with Strep Throat.  Days later she broke out in hives all over her body, which required yet another trip to the pediatrician's office.  The doctor felt she had an allergic reaction to the medication he prescribed for strep.  He decided to put her on a steroid to help clear up the hives plus clear up her never-ending cough. 

Jae (to Mom in a whisper voice):  But steroids are illegal.
Mom:  Not if your doctor prescribes them to you for hives.
Jae:  Better tell that to the ball players!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Job Change

An elementary age girl received some mail from the bank.  It was the monthly statement for her savings account.

Mom: You've got mail from the bank.
Girl:  What is it?
Mom:  It's a statement.  It tells how much money you have in your savings account.  Here...open it.
Girl:  Why do they think you're a custodian?  You're a teacher.
Mom:  WHAT?
Girl:  It says my name right here on the envelope.  Next to your name it says "custodian". 
Mom: (LAUGH!!!) That just means I am the adult in charge that helps with your account.
Girl:  They thought you were a janitor.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Like Butt!

Nine year old Mary Jae is queen of STREP THROAT.  She gets it two to three times each year.  I guess it's time again.  The poor thing is pale, pale, pale...sore throat...upset tummy...headache.  Had to help her get dressed, because her head was hurting so bad.

Me:  How are you feeling?
Her:  Like butt!!!

I guess that sums it up.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Disturbing? You be the judge...

Ten-year-old Isaac is biting body parts off of gummy bears and putting them together to create new, multi-colored gummy bears. For some reason, this is disturbing to his mama.  One family friend thought maybe he was dressing them like the Partridge Family.   

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Let's Make a Deal

Today, fourth grade teacher Mrs. G. said, "I'm going to buy sodas for the students who pass their AR  (Accelerated Reader) goal this quarter." One boy said, "Throw in a chocolate bar, and you've got a deal." Love it!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Chinchilla Diorama

During Thanksgiving holiday most of us spent time shopping, but not my third grade daughter Mary Jae.
She stayed home and diligently worked on her Chinchilla Diorama for school. I think she did an amazing job relating the Chilean habitat of a chinchilla, right down to the Chilean miner escaping the mine.  Brilliant!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

Hope you have a fabulous and blessed Thanksgiving with family and friends.  I will be spending the Thanksgiving weekend with family, so please check back on Monday.  HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Monday, November 22, 2010

He's Really Trying

Jeremy recently offered this prayer up to God:  OUR FATHER HAS ART IN HEAVEN.  HOWARD IS MY NAME. 

I am SURE that God absolutely LOVED IT!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Going On a Deer Hunt

Three-year-old Davey was so excited that his Daddy shot a big ol' buck today!
He said,  "I love to eat dead deer!" Nicely put.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Diorama

My third-grade daughter has a project for Thanksgiving break.  She is to create a diorama (a project usually in a shoebox that creates a realistic background and characteristics of an animal.)  Upon hearing this assignment, she was immediately pumped full of creative ideas. 

While technically Thanksgiving Break is about a week away, she began Googling facts about CHINCHILLAS and sweeping the house for useful diorama props seconds after arriving home. She tracked me down wherever I was in the house to ask my thoughts on her latest creative use of a household product for her diorama. 

While I am use to her usual creative genius, I must admit she caught me off-guard with this question.
 
Mary Jae:  "Do we have a tube?"
Me:  "What?"
Mary Jae:  "Do we have anything we can use as a tube?""
Me:  "For what?"
Mary Jae:  "I need a tube for my diorama."
Me:  "What 's the tube for?"
Mary Jae:  "It represents the Chilean miners."  "Chinchillas are found in Chile, you know."

Five minutes later she came downstairs with a slinky and rubber-bendable-smiley face guy.   Stay tuned for pictures.  I can't wait to see it myself.    

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Family Game Night

A few nights ago our oldest son brought his girlfriend over for supper and family game night.  His dad worked tirelessly for an hour and a half before their arrival making an impressive "Breakfast for Supper" spread.  After a filling meal of pancakes, sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, bisquits and hashbrowns I volunteered to clean up the kitchen while everyone else kicked off game night with SCRABBLE. 

Dad deemed himself "official judge" as the kids picked their letter tiles and settled in.  Big brother and girlfriend (Jerremy and Erica) are 21, little brother (Jarrod) is 15 and little sister (Mary Jae) is 9. While Erica has never played Scrabble.  Jerremy and Mary Jae are both incredibly articulate. Jarrod is very laid back and just goes with the flow.

The game started slow and easy.   As play progressed Jarrod and Mary Jae occasionally found themselves stuck.  So...I would sneak around my sink full of dishes and lend my assistance.  On one such occasion I suggested Jarrod add H-O-E-S to a blank tile Mary Jae previously designated as "S".   From his seat at the kitchen table he looked up at me in confusion and whispered in my ear, "Uh, I thought that was a bad word."

I LOVE that my 15 year old is still innocent enough to care...I LOVE that we had a family game night...I LOVE that my kids want to spend time together...I Love that this still makes me laugh days later.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Oh, Pie!

This week I had the opportunity to sub with my wonderful Pre-K kids.  During the afternoon class, an all-school assembly was held in the gym.  Apparently, the local police department sponsored a coin drive for Special Olympics.  Every student from the classroom that donated the most money won the right to through a pie at a policeman during this special assembly. 

Being a tiny Pre-K class in a Kindergarten through third grade school, we had front row seating---right on the gym floor.  I explained to the boys and girls what would be happening.  It was a little confusing for my little guys, because the policemen were wearing t-shirts and jeans---no uniforms.  

The roar of the crowd grew as each student from the winning first-grade classroom stepped up to the line to throw a pie at a policemen . All the children began chanting THROW THE PIE!!!!...THROW THE PIE!!!!  As each pie hit its mark "Brayden's" eyes grew larger and larger.  With his big deer-in-the-headlight-eyes "Brayden" looked at me and said, " Are they going to throw pies at us?"

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

It's All About Control

My friend Paula and her husband planned to take their two smallest boys to the movies last weekend.

On Friday, when six-year-old Matthew came home from school whiny and emotional, it was apparent he needed an early bedtime more than the movies. Daddy told him and his three-year-old brother Chevy the movies would have to wait, because he was having trouble controlling his emotions.

On Saturday Matthew asked Mom and Dad if the family would be going to the movies, before his parents could answer little brother Chevy chimed in, "Matthew, you've gots to learn to control your oceans."

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

You Can Be Anything

Tonight, while spending some time with my nine-year-old daughter, I felt the need to tell her "You really can be anything you want to be."  Do you ever just feel an overwhelming urge to let your kids know HOW MUCH potential they have?  While explaining to Jae she really could be ANYTHING she shared her life goals with me.  They are as follows:

1.  Dancer
2.  Gymnastics Teacher
3.  Scientist
4.  Sculptor

Remember a time when you truly believed you could be ANYTHING?    I LOVE this age, because the possibilities are endless.  No self doubt or disbelief...just dreams.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Thought for the Day

"Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children."




~Charles Swindoll

Friday, November 5, 2010

Note

I recently hosted a 40th Birthday Slumber Party for my forever friend Mary Beth. (I could tell you all about that experience, but, like Vegas, what happens at our slumber parties stays at our slumber parties.) While running errands to do last minute preperation my friend Tricia called the house. Tricia needed the oven heated for her appetizers, so she left this message with my responsible nine-year-old daughter.

I had to smile when I saw that Mary Jae wrote in clock time instead of "oven time".

Thursday, November 4, 2010

My Story

Seven-year-old Aiden recently gave me a beautiful book he made about my life for a class project. I just had to share.

This person is Michele Marie Kirby.

She was born in Alton, IL. Her special time is when she had children. P.S. She's my mom's BFF.

The End...Oh, by the way, she's married. I know--it's cute or it's not...The End...P.P.P.S I almost forgot they're licking. The end.


In case you are wondering. Yes, Aiden did draw me and my husband licking. No, it's not liking. We are definitely licking. His explaination: "I didn't know how to draw kissing so I just drew licking."

I am truly honored and blessed to have my biography written by Aiden.







Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Another cute tidbit from three-year-old Davey.

Davey: "Mom, did you know that God made us special?"
Mom: "You're right Davey! He sure did!
Davey: "Yah, he made all those other people plain."

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Cool Costumes

It was after the school Halloween party. Mom asked young Davis what his friends were for Halloween. His little, sad response: "I don't know. I couldn't recognize anyone."





Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Lady in Red

We moms are highly familiar with the morning drill. It goes a little something like this: Grab your jacket. Get your book bag. Do you have your book? Is your homework in your folder? Where's you lunch box? Smooch, Smooch...see you after school. Love you.

My friend pulled up to her kids' school this morning and started the "morning drill."

Mom: Aiden, Where's your folder?
Aiden: I don't know.
Mom: Look for it.
Aiden: I don't see it.
Mom: It has to be somewhere in this van.
Aiden: All I see is a beautiful lady in red.

What a sweet talker. He's going to make a wonderful husband some day.

Wife: Where's the mail?
Aiden: I don't know.
Wife: Could you look for it?
Aiden: I don't see it.
Wife: I brought it inside. It has to be somewhere in this house.
Aiden: Honey, all I see is a beautiful lady in red.




Sunday, October 24, 2010

The plot thickens...


Just to recap, my husband took our 15-year-old son and two other boys to the hockey game Friday night. They ate their way through all three periods and then stopped for White Castle burgers on the way home. About an hour later our son did a perfect
re-enactment of The Exorcist in his bathroom.

The plot thickens the next morning when we get into his truck and White Castle wrappers fall out the door. I counted six wrappers in my son's seat. Dad then sheepishly shares that the boys, "had a contest to see who could eat the most burgers in 10 minutes." It was just like CSI. The evidence spoke for itself.

Friday, October 22, 2010

YIKES!!!

Our fifteen-year-old son Jarrod just did a reenactment of THE EXORCIST. Two hot dogs, popcorn, onion rings and two large sodas at the hockey game with Dad was pushing it, but the six White Castle burgers on the way home sent him over the edge. Kudos to his dad for taking the lead on the clean up crew. Suffice it to say it was NOT pretty.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Broken

So.....I sent my fifteen-year-old son to school Monday morning in one piece. He came home broken. While getting into his locker after school he was pushed from behind and broke his wrist. He says it was just a kid that got a little too rowdy. "It's not a big deal, Mom." My boy has a sweet, gentle spirit and would never want anyone to get in trouble...very forgiving.
His nineteen-year-old mother hen of a big sister---not so much! When she found out about her little brother's broken wrist she called Dad from college and had this to say, "I want to know who did it and I want to know NOW. I will take care of it!" While I'm fearful that she's ordering a hit even as we speak, in a crazy, dysfunctional way it warms my heart that she has her brother's back.
Her "broken" brother, on the other hand, is more concerned about calling the doctor to get permission to play badminton in PE than planning retribution.
Different kids. Different out-looks on life. Same amount of never-ending love.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Down on the Farm


On a recent trip to Grant's Farm six-year-old Carter enjoyed feeding the goats. In fact, he told his mom those goats were "on their best behavior."

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Baby Shower


Went camping this weekend with my Brownie troop. Trust me, I'm not a nature girl. So...this was a BIG DEAL for me. Saturdays in October always seem busy, so we had several mommies and one daddy tag-teaming to make it an experience the girls wouldn't forget. Some mommies came and went shuttling girls back and forth to soccer games and previous commitments. One mommy stayed all night, but left early to attend a baby shower.
When we woke up Saturday morning at sunrise the first thing we did was throw on our shoes with our flannel jammies, gather the girls and hike to the bathroom. While the girls took turns brushing, rinsing and spitting I basked in the glory of their chatter. Had to smile when I stumbled upon this conversation at the sinks:

"Where did Mrs. S go?"
"She had to go to a baby shower."
"What's a baby shower?"
"I think that's where they sprinkle water over a baby's head."
"oh"

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Don't Say Cheese...Say Checklist



Kindergarten student Carter is very excited for his first picture day at school. Last night he made a checklist to get ready. Mom wrote down exactly what he told her. Today he jumped out of bed, grabbed the list and started marking them off (in order of course.) He decided to save his list in his bedroom in case he ever has another picture day and to remember this ..."the best day of my life".

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Who Knows?

Today our little two-year-old friend, who shall remain nameless, came over to play. He got a little excited at one point and started hitting my nine year old with a pretend microphone he was playing with. Eventually, she took it away from him and put it away. About 15 minutes later he wandered in to see me.

In an innocent voice he walked up to me and said, "Hey, where is that thing." "Well," I said, "Were you hitting with it?" SILENCE. "Did you hit someone with it?" SILENCE. Holding back a smile I tried one more time: "What were you doing with it?" With an extremely indignant look on his face he replied in a crisp, offended tone, "I. Do. Not. Know."

Future politician?

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Sweet Seconds

Yesterday our 15-year-old son came through the kitchen on his way outside and asked his nine-year-old sister if she wanted to go outside with him. When she asked, "Why?" Jarrod said, "Just feel like getting outside." With a beaming smile on her face little sister followed him out. For a few sweet seconds I basked in the glory of my "babies" actually choosing to spend time with eachother. It was a nice Mommy moment.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Big Boys Don't Cry

My friend and I recently took our kids to see a movie adapted from a beloved children's book. The kids sat "by themselves" one row over. Loved the movie. I laughed. I cried(even though my friend made fun of me for doing so). As the movie ended and the lights went up, I noticed that the girls' eyes were a little red. Turns out they too were laughing and shedding some tears. After all, that's what good movies do! While chatting it up with the girls to see what parts made them cry, eight-year-old Aiden piped up, " I almost cried, but I didn't...because I'm a man."

Friday, October 1, 2010

A different kind of answering machine

This morning I went into eight-year-old Mary Jae's room to wake her up for school.

Me: "It's time to get up."
Me: "I let you sleep as long as possible."
Me: "Rise and shine sleepy head."
Me: "Seriously. We only have 30 minutes until we have to leave for school."

Mary Jae remained in bed. Without opening her eyes this is what she said in her best automated voice:

"I'm sorry. Mary Jae is unavailable at this time. BEEP!"

I had to laugh out loud. What choice did I have?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow

Today is Tuesday. That means Max and Aiden are back at my house after school. Time flies and before we know it Mom is there to pick them up. Two-year-old Max was workin' his "pouty lip".

Mom: "What's wrong, Max?"
Max: (sad face)
Mom: "Are you said because we're leaving?
Max: "yes"
Aiden: "Don't worry Max. I miss her, too!"

Monday, September 27, 2010

APPRECIATION


This past weekend my hometown had Homecoming festivities at the high school. The kids have spirit games all week long that lead up to the parade and homecoming game on Friday night. The town is buzzing with a current of excitement, because our football team is destined to win the conference---GO EAGLES!

Saturday night is the Coronation. The high school boys get dressed in tuxedos while the girls wear unbelievable dresses. A ceremony is held before the dance to crown the king and queen and then the dance begins. All of this is followed by diner out and after parties. This is a BIG DEAL in our town. Although we are just middle-class American, Coronation is taken seriously...So seriously that party buses limos and even Hummer limos can be seen taking the high school students to their destinations.

Upon seeing one such limo drive down their street, Denise's eight-year-old daughter Madelyn looks up at her and says, "Wow! They must really appreciate their daughter."

Smart girl. She is getting Mom and Dad primed for her turn in six short years.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

No Socks...No Problem

My friend Jen's boys spend time with me on Tuesday afternoons until she gets off work. I love that they feel right at home and kick off their shoes and socks as soon as they hit the door. Today I told seven-year-old Aiden it was time to put his shoes and socks on, because Mom was on her way to take him to karate class. Unfortunately, we could only find one sock.

"It's okay," he explained to me. "Socks are not required at karate."

Monday, September 20, 2010

Emergency Situation

"Help! Help! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" The teacher in the workroom heard the distressed voice of seven-year-old Aiden coming from the hall. She rushed out to help. "Aiden, what's the matter?" "Help! It's an emergency! Is a frog an amphibian or reptile?"

A little taken aback she asked, "What do you think?" "Amphibian?" he asked anxiously.
She told him he was correct and he went back to work.

With a smile lurking on her lips, she shook her head and returned to the workroom. Upon entering, her colleague asked, "What do you think is going on with Aiden today?"

It would seem a little earlier in the day the same thing happened to her colleague. Hearing a panicky Aiden yell, "Help! Help! I need a professional!" she too rushed into the hall. When she approached Aiden he said, "Help! I can't get the lid off my glue stick!"

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Mr. Tiny Man


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Denise, wonderful mother of three and second grade teacher extraordinaire, wanted her kids to witness the life cycle of a Monarch Butterfly. They scoured weeds along the roadside, tracked down some milkweed with an egg on it and brought it home to see the stages up close and personal. When the Caterpillar hatched out of the egg six-year-old Carter took it upon himself to name it MR. TINY MAN. Weeks went by and MR. TINY MAN ate and grew and ate and grew and ate and grew. Finally, when Mom informed Carter and his brother and sister MR. TINY MAN looked like he was ready to change into a chrysalis Carter announced, "I think we need to give him some privacy."

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Fashioniesta

Today eight-year-old Jae and I had exactly 45 minutes after arriving home from school to do homework, eat a snack, put on dance wear, fix hair (ponytail) and get out the door. Forty-six minutes later I'm quickly whipping up Jae's ponytail as she diligently digs through her box of hair accessories to find the perfect clip. In my best MOM voice I say, "Just pick a clip. There's no time for fashion." Jae looks me straight in the eye and says in a most serious tone, "Mom, there's ALWAYS time for fashion." Apparently that's true, because we arrived at dance 6 minutes late.

Friday, September 10, 2010

The Golden Rule

Six-year-old Carter is learning about self discipline at his school. In an animated conversation with Mom, Carter explained what self discipline means. He told Mom about the Golden Rule and how we should treat other people the way we want to be treated. Carter then came up with a brilliant idea: "I think they should put the Golden Rule on our school wall in real golden."

Not sure how this idea will go over with the school district with all the cuts to education, but we could check into it.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

What College?

My 8-year-old daughter Jae overheard her dad and I talking about our day. "UGHHHH! I had an appointment at the gynecologist's today," I said. At this point Jae chimes in, "What college are you talking about?"

Friday, September 3, 2010

Football follies

Daddy told six-year-old Jeremy that football is a dangerous sport. Jeremy told him, "Dad, you have to let me go SOMEtime."

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Isn't He Glovely

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Sesame Street characters Ernie, Bert, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Abby Cadabby and Zoe attend the temporary street renaming to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Sesame Street Live on 31st Street & 8th Avenue on February 4, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

My friend and I had a rendezvous today in a video store parking lot to swap kids. We were waiting in the parking lot in my truck when she pulled up next to me in her mini van. As she pushed the button her rear side door slowly slid open to reveal her two-year-old son sitting in his car seat with....Sesame Street work gloves on his hands. Did I mention it was 87 degrees today?

At this point I start giggling, because it was just so unexpected. She proceeds to tell me that he has worn them everywhere for about 2 months now. I tend to believe her, since he got out of the van and marched into the video store to find his Batman video with his gloves on.

She also shared with me that Dad tends to hide the gloves so the little man can't wear them out of the house. That's the difference between Mom and Dad.

Same thing happened when our 15-year-old son was a toddler. He had a water baby he loved and adored. Water Baby was pushed everywhere in a stroller. His dad would cringe when he pulled it out of the van, but I just figured it was good practice for being a wonderful daddy one day.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

No Vacancy

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 27:  Bossa Nova  is seen at PawPaws Urban Retreat in the Cupcake Nursery, a newly opened hotel for dogs, at Waterloo on January 27, 2009 in Sydney, Australia. The AUD3.2 million business is Australia's first, occupying 3 floors including a rooftop playground and spa with staff including a Concierge,Chauffeur and Nannies as well as reception, spa and salon personnel. Australia has one of the highest pet ownership levels in the world, with around 40% of households including at least one dog, an estimated 3.75 millions dogs in Australia. Petcare is valued at circa AUD4.62 billion per year, of which 59% is spent on dogs.  (Photo by Lisa Maree Williams/Getty Images)




I believe my friend missed her calling. Her official job is SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST. However, I believe she was meant to be a party planner. Each time one of her kids has a birthday she goes ALL OUT. I know...I know...you may be thinking, "Big deal...so do I." But...I'm not talking about her wallet and major money spent. I'm talking about her brain and major creativity sent.

This year's theme for her third-grade daughter was HOTEL FOR DOGS. All 10 girls in Kate's class where invited to their hotel (house) for a 1 night stay. There were reservations, room keys, a vending machine (made out of a cardboard box) pulleys and contraptions for their dogs (stuffed animals).....

Did I mention Mom stays with the girls all night by herself and mans the party while dad takes the little brothers to Grandma's house for the night. This plan does not set well with Aiden. He told his Mom, "You mark my words...I will be staying at the hotel...mark my words!"

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Envy

My friend's pre-teen son told her she had "FREUDIAN envy". Really?! Does she punish him or congratulate him on his knowledge?

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Young Love

A few days into the new school year Jeremy's teacher pulled him aside to ask him what he thought was standing in the way of him paying attention. Jeremy answered...."Well, Emma told me that when we're grown ups we can get married. Quite honestly, it's all I can think about."

Friday, August 20, 2010

Dear Jerilyn


Be strong in the Lord, and never give up hope. You're going to do great things. I already know. God's got His hand on you, so don't live life in fear. Forgive and forget, but don't forget why you're here. Take your time and pray. Thank God for each day. His love will find a way. These are the words I would say. ("The Words I would Say"---Sidewalk Prophets)

There could never be a more beautiful you. Don't buy the lies, disguises and hoops they make you jump through. You were made to fill a purpose only you could do. So, there could never be a more beautiful you.("More Beautiful You"---Jonny Diaz)

You know I have always said, "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You" ('N Sync)and I believe it.

Have a WONDERFUL year as you start your college career. I pray you make life-long friends,discover your many talents and passions, and follow your dreams. ANYTHING is possible. I believe in you!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Boys

A little guy recently started kindergarten and his flag football career. Here is the conversation between he and his grandma.

Grandma: "Tyler, I heard you made a touchdown last night?"
Tyler: "Yes, I did, but I 'runned' the wrong way and so the other team got the points."
Grandma: "You'd think your coach would tell you which way to run."
Tyler: "Well, he did but it looked too far so I 'runned' the other way."

Still laughing...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

First Day of School

Happy first day of school everyone! A teacher friend of mine had some trouble sleeping the night before meeting her class. The following morning over breakfast she asked her kids if they too were a little nervous about the first day of school. Her third-grade daughter and kindergarten son both said they weren't nervous at all. In fact, her son went on to explain they had nothing to be nervous about because they have good behavior.

He did have this warning for his mom: When I'm a teenager I cood get in twuble if I'm a naked hobo.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Cup Holders

A friend of a friend took her 11-year-old son to the pediatrician. While waiting, Mom sat in the chair and son sat on the exam table. Minutes into their wait son lifts up the stirrups on the exam table and exclaims, "Hey Mom, Look! Cup holders!"

CRACK ME UP!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

X-tra Special Movies for Mama and Papa

Jennifer and her soon-to-be-kindergarten-son Jaden are sitting at the baseball game last night, and her dad calls. He wants to know if Jennifer thinks Jaden would be able to order a movie ON DEMAND. She said, "Yes, because he does it at our house."

Her Dad--Jaden's Papa-- was kind of mad, so she told him she would pay for it. Wasn't sure what the big deal was, but after she got off the phone she asked Jaden about it. He said he did order a movie. When asked why he told his mom he wanted to surprise MaMa and PaPa with a movie they might like.

Trying to lighten Papa up a bit she sent him a text explaining why Jaden did it. She was confident this would melt Papa's heart...until he responded to Jennifer's text: Um, the movie he rented was X rated... I don't think MaMa would enjoy that.

I don't know if it is just me, but that is still making me laugh.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Summer Fun

Took some time today to hang out in my pool with some dear, old friends. Wait a minute. Let me clarify. The friendships I have with these people are old--long standing. The people themselves are young and vibrant~!

Anyway...while we were in the pool I caught this conversation between Jaden 4 and Carter 5. Totally made me smile.

Jaden to Carter: Hey...I can go for longer (as he submerges himself in the shallow end)

Carter to Jaden: Who can go longer? Who can go longer? Who can go longer?

At this point Carter clearly doesn't understand that Jaden wants to see who can stay under water the longest. Carter keeps asking over and over because Jaden does not reply. Sadly, Jaden couldn't hear him because he already started the underwater competition. Finally Jaden pops up from under the water.

Jaden to Carter: Hey...you were suppose to follow me (under the water)! CUTE!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The BEST vacation ever

Aiden, soon to be a second grade student, took some time to relax at a lake-front cabin with his extended family. While being pulled in an inner tube on the lake he was heard to exclaim: "SWEET MOTHER IN HEAVEN, I LOVE THIS!"

Sunday, July 11, 2010

tween (il)logic

My friend's 12-year-old son was in a "reading club" last year at school. Thinking they could get a jump on the reading list for next year Denise offered up a trip to the library. Her son wasn't quite as excited...Eye roll and sigh followed by this frustrated exclamation from Davis, "Fine, but you are going to have to explain to my teachers why I was reading over the summer!"

Can you imagine the scene on the first day of school when Denise has to come clean to Davis's teachers about their trips to the library...

Friday, June 25, 2010

The Big Game

Jae's coach-pitch softball coach had all the girls pumped up about the "BIG GAME" last Monday. Her team is undefeated the team she was "versing" also undefeated. Before the game she looked and me and said, "Mom, I feel tingly. What if we don't win our game?"

Of course I told her as long as they have fun and try their best they will all be winners.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Nothin' but net

While my life-long friend was having a yard sale her ten-year-old son decided to play basketball in the driveway. Did I mention that the yard sale was in the upper portion of the driveway? My friend pulled her son Ben to the side and told him not to hit any customers or the set up tables full of clothes with the basketball. Just minutes later he shoots, he DOESN'T score, and the ball riccochets off an old lady. Before my friend can even grab her son he says, "Hey, she should of had that rebound."

Friday, June 18, 2010

Pool party

Had a little get together today with some friends and their kids, ranging in age from 2 years to 8 years old. While the kids were swimming, the mommies sat on the deck chatting. It was HOT. My skin was sizzling like bacon--lean bacon, but still...

About an hour into the party the kids began to chant my name--all in an effort to get me into the pool. I guess what my daughter says is true...I'm so popular in the second grade! I relented, couldn't let my fans down, and inched my way in to the pool.

My favorite 3 1/2 year old, Davey, found many creative uses for a large pair of goggles while we were in the pool. From "baby crib" to "car", those goggles were getting a work out. At one point he filled them with water and got the CRAZY idea to pour water on all the mommies' heads. I politely tried to tell him I just couldn't have water poured over my head, because I was wearing my favorite hat. About 3 minutes later he tapped me on the shoulder, sporting a sweet smile and holding a pair of goggles full of water, and said, "Hey, take your hat off." Whew! good thing I saw that one coming. A shower was diverted and Davey remains my favorite 3 1/2 year old.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

KIDS AND SUMMER

We had an amazing week at vacation bible school. I am a HUGE proponent of VBS, because it really pumps the kids up and reminds them that YES---JESUS LOVES ME. After four strong days of bible school our eight-year-old kept singing the VBS songs during big-brother's baseball game. Finally she looks at me and says, "I just can't get these songs out of my head! Is that the idea?" She gets it!...and so does every other child that will hum their VBS songs all summer long. I LOVE THAT ABOUT KIDS AND SUMMER.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

NOT cool

Our bible school started with a bang this week. The theme is BACKSTAGE WITH THE BIBLE, so everything is set up like a rock concert...including me, the co-leader. While talking to the kindergarten group I happened to mention that I could have been a rock star if I wasn't a mom. Let me mention that I did my best to look like a rocker dressed in black with tons of bracelets and shades. So I asked them: Do you think I could have been a rocker? Very blatent answer: NO. Love how kids tell it like it is.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Too Fat to Hop

Four year old Tony says to his teacher,
"Hey, whatch this"...begins hopping on one foot.
Teacher: "Wow, Tony! That's great."
Tony: "Yah, I know. My sister is 21 and that's too fat to hop on one foot."

I never knew 21 was the cut off for hopping.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

DAY 20 PRE-K

During a language lesson, our speech therapist Ms. Michelle was reading a book to the 3,4 and 5 year olds. "He was startled be a knock at the door," she read. As she read she wrapped her knuckles on the nearest table to make the knocking sound. She then posed this question to the boys and girls: "Who do you think is at the door?" Several children shouted in excited response....TABLE! Thus the need for language lessons!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

DAY 19 PRE-K

One day I introduced L to Reid. It went a little something like this:

Me to Reid: Reid, you know Lela from my class.
Me to L: L, you know Reid.
Lela to Me: Ms. Michele, I don't know how to read!

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this age!

Monday, May 31, 2010

blast from the past

My friend spent the weekend scrappin' with her sister to celebrate her sister's birthday. After the weekend, she came back home. While proudly showing off her 6 brand-new Christmas pages her five-year-old son pointed to a photo and said, "Wow, Mommy. That one looks just like you!"

Saturday, May 29, 2010

MY KIDS ROCK

Like Old Mother Hubbard I went to the cupboard to give my children some lunch. But when I got there, the cupboard was bare, so...I had to go buy some things to munch. Eight-year-old Jae volunteered to go with me. I agreed--on one condition--no whining allowed (from me or her)! We started at the produce stand, moved on to stock up our household items, and finished the 2 1/2 hour shopping extravaganza at the grocery store. When we got home she was STARVING and HAD to have a snack. I called my fourteen-year-old son down to help unpack the car. Not only did he come down to help unpack (fist time I called), but....he stayed to unpack EVERY single sack AND put the food away. I checked the house to see if anything was broken or out of place--nope! He was helping Mom because every day he is becoming just a little more responsible...which I choose to believe until I find a broken window--MY KIDS ROCK!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

DAY 18 PRE-K

One student's rendition of the ABC's...

"ABJ2XRZ....How I wonder what you are!"

Sadly, you can not see the HUGE smile on her face after completing the ABC's. She was so proud!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Day 17 PRE-K

While learning the life stages of a butterfly/moth, we used a lot of repetition. EGG, CATERPILLAR, CACOON, BUTTERFLY....EGG, CATERPILLAR, CACOON, BUTTERFLY....EGG, CATERPILLAR, CACOON, BUTTERFLY.

When asking for volunteers to tell the class the life stages of a butterfly one very excited little guy exclaimed: EGG, CATERPILLAR, RACOON, BUTTERLFY!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Day 16 PRE-K

As PRE-K skill checks continued on, I couldn't help but smile when some of the kids named shapes for me. Can you guess the shape?

Egg............................OVAL
Obo............................OVAL
ELBOW..........................RECTANGLE

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Day 15 PRE-K

To my loyal followers and those of you that just happen to drop by.....SORRY! Our oldest daughter just graduated from high school and her scrapbook, graduation and party CONSUMED me (Not to mention this full-time work thing!). But...I'm back.

Here is a FAVORITE that happened while I was "gone" in PRE-K:

Mrs. G. was practicing shapes with her pre-k class. She held up shape cards one by one. Each student had to name a shape BEFORE lining up for the playground. "C" was the only kid left.

Mrs. G.: (holds up a "square" card)"What shape is it?"
"C" : (silence)
Mrs. G.: "What shape is it?"
"C" : (silence)
Mrs. G.: "It's a square. Just say square."
"C" : (silence)
Mrs. G. : "Just say square."
"C: : "STOP SQUARING ME!"

I guess it's no longer hip to be square!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Day 14 Pre-k

BUTTERFLIES is our final theme of the year in Pre-K. We've been reading amazing stories like THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR by Eric Carle. We even watched a short DVD that featured Eric Carle explaining where he got the idea for his book and what his childhood was like growing up in Germany. As we are watching I'm talking to the boys and girls about how Eric Carle never thought he could write books and now he is a famous author.

I announce: "You can be anything we want to be."

"H" enthusiastically shouts: "I want to be a caterpillar!"

Well.....maybe not ANYTHING!

Monday, May 10, 2010

ALTOID COMMERCIAL

Funny boy -- Isaac was enjoying an Altoid when he asked Mom if Altoids make your muscles get bigger. Mom's response was "What?" He said, "You know, didn't you take them when you had poison ivy?" Mom said "Oh, you mean STEROIDS!"

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Day 13 PRE-K

Some cute and funny clowns visited our Pre-K to teach us about the character education word of the month: PERSEVERANCE. I don't know who made me laugh more, the kids with their reactions to the clowns or the actual clowns.

At one point Lilly the clown was doing a "magic" trick. She tried and tried and tried, but nothing she did made her successful. She even said, "abracadabra" but that magic word didn't work. So...she asked the boys and girls if they knew a word she could use to make her trick work. "J" shouted out in a very excited voice, "hoperpatopic" very convinced that HIS magic word would do the trick.

Can you guess what the correct "magic" word was? PERSEVERANCE

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the moms, step-moms, and grandmas. If anyone knows about perseverance it's MOM! Hope your Mother's Day is FABULOUS!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

NEW CAR

Paula's 5 year old son just got a new kid sized battery operated car that he can drive. He was very proud of his car. He was driving it all over the yard. When a car pulled into the driveway he pulled right up next to the driver's window, loosely propped his elbow on the ""rolled down window" of his car and waited for the new arrival to role down the window of her car. Then he said in a cocky little voice, "What do you think of this bad boy?"

I think he's got about 11 years to fine tune his pick up lines.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Day 12 PRE-K

The Pre-K class across the hall just finished up a very cool dinosaur unit. (I don't really get into the dinosaur units, because I have a hard time pronouncing all their names. It is very interesting to me that the kids--no matter what their age--ALWAYS learn their correct names and love naming them.)One of the math activities Mrs. B. did with her students during this unit was to make patterns using Marshmallows and chocolate chips--which represented dinosaur teeth. During this activities two boys are overheard having this conversation:

Boy 1: Why do they call them marshmallows?

Boy 2: 'Cause they're white and small (duh!).

Pre-K logic...can't beat it!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

POOR BABY

Remember Aiden. He is an ADORABLE 7 year old who is extremely intelligent and witty. The other day he hurt himself and his momma was trying to console him and give him a little lovin'. The conversation went a little somethin' like this...

Aiden: I don't feel good, Momma.
Momma: OH, my poor baby.
Aiden: Momma, I'm almost 7. It's time you start calling me a man.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Day 11 PRE-K

During our POND unit we had a "pond" in the classroom with stuffed (pond) animals. "J" put the snake around her neck and said, "Hey, do you like my boa---constrictor."

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Day 10 Pre-k

Ms. Kelly was working with a four-year-old who made a beautiful picture for her mom. So...she asked her, "Would you like me to write 'TO MOMMY' on it?" Her reply, "I don't have two mommies!"

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

DAY 7, 8, 9 PRE-K

These are stories other Pre-K teachers shared and I had to pass them along.

During Thanksgiving Mrs. G. spent some time with her students explaining the meaning of Thanksgiving and why we celebrate it in the United States. After the lesson she asked this question: "Who celebrated the first Thanksgiving?"

Several children excitedly respond: "The Penguins and the Idiots!" HMMMM.....

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Student: "Teacher, Teacher, my mom bought me a hobo stick!"
Mrs. B : "A what?"
Student: "A hobo stick"
Mrs. B : "W-H-H-H-A-T?"
Student: "You know....like this (jumps up and down)"
Mrs. B : "OH....a POGO stick!"

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Ms. Paula shared this story about her son. While he doesn't attend our Pre-K program he IS in a Pre-K program, so I had to include it!

Ms. Paula and her 5-year-old son Matthew were outside on a windy spring day working in the yard. A big gust of wind came through and the shed door slammed shut.

Mom: "Oh, Matthew...I'm scared...we must have a ghost!"
Matthew: "Don't worry, Mom...it can't be a ghost...ghosts are nocturnal"
If only all the teenagers in those horror movies had Matthew's logic!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

DAY 6 PRE-K

All four Pre-K classes are out on the playground together for some gross motor time. A teacher is squirting the kids with a spray bottle as they run by. One of the boys runs by the teacher and yells, "Rain me!"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

DAY 5 PRE-K


Going along with our POND theme, we have been reading FROGGY books by Jonathan London. Today's book was FROGGY PLAYS IN THE BAND.

Heck, he doesn't just play in the band, he puts it together, and drills his pals for an upcoming marching band competition. At first they sound terrible, but they keep practicing and do pretty well the day of the contest, except for a mishap or two. Does Froggy do something embarrassing and turn red in the face? You betcha. But he also shows us the value of sticking with something difficult and surprising yourself at how much you can accomplish, if you just stick with it. An okay book to help reinforce an interest in music and the performing arts.---ReadThatAgain.com

Naturally we had to create a band of our own. We borrowed a huge box full of wonderful instruments (Thanks, Mrs. G.),each child selected a favorite, and the marching band took off around the room. When our beautiful song was over and our "parade" ended a very excited voice could be heard, "Wow! This was funtastic!"

I am fairly certain that is a seal of approval in the world of Pre-K.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

DAY4 PRE-K

Today when we were putting on our jackets at the end of class getting ready to go home. Four-year-old "H" follows me to the teacher's desk and says, "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!" ...just out of the blue. That is totally a better lift than any Botox!

Monday, April 19, 2010

DAY 3 PRE-K

So....It's the third day in with this sweet class of Pre-schoolers. We've spent over 6 hours total together AND having great feelings about how smooth the transition has been AND about how well we've bonded. "J" walks up to me and says.....

"J": Who are you?
Me: Remember? I'm here because Ms. Erica had her baby?
"J": Oh, yah...I know you.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

DAY 2 PRE-K

We began the week with a pond theme. During small groups we made a WHAT LIVES IN A POND book. The pages went like this: FROGS LIVE IN A POND. TURTLES LIVE IN A POND. BEAVERS LIVE IN A POND. A little four year old guy looks at me and says, "Frogs don't live in a pond. They live in Granite City." Who knew?

Friday, April 16, 2010

DAY 1 PRE-K

This week I began substitute teaching in a Pre-k classroom, because the teacher had a baby. At the end of Day 1 all the children were sitting on the carpet quietly (well, they were trying) reading books to themselves. One girl asked me to read her the Barbie Vet book, and several students gathered round.

At one point in the book Megan brings in a swollen cat to Dr. Barbie at her veterinary clinic. I ask the children gathered around me, "What do you think could be happening to the cat?" The boy on my right shouts in an excited voice, "She's going to EXPLODE!"

Correct answer: The cat is having kittens.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

MAKING MEMORIES AT THE ZOO III


Two-year-old Max communicated with every animal at the zoo in the same language: "ROAR!"

Sunday, April 11, 2010

MAKING MEMORIES AT THE ZOO II


On a recent trip to the zoo five-year-old Carter stopped to admire the lions. The large cats were sunning themselves on a slab of rock supported by two tall columns of rocks. Carter turns to his mom and says, "Look! The lions are sleeping on a bunk bed!"

Tune in tomorrow to find out what sound two-year-old Max thinks EVERY animal at the zoo makes!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

MAKING MEMORIES AT THE ZOO


We pull up to the entrance of the zoo on a bright, crisp spring morning. The mommies are friends. The kids have been friends for life. It is sure to be a day full of making warm memories. My eight year old says in a sweet sentimental voice, "Know what my favorite memory from the zoo is?" One of the mommies responds, "No, what?" Jae's BEST memory: "The zebras peeing."

That was the first blog worthy moment of the day. Obviously this will be my first installment of MAKING MEMORIES AT THE ZOO. Check back tomorrow to find out what Carter thinks the lions sleep on.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

MESSY!

We're going on day 7 of spring break. I vowed to concentrate this year on spending spring break focusing on the kids more and spring cleaning less. I think we've made lots of good memories together over break, but it all comes at a cost. Two-year-old Max walked down into my basement this morning, surveyed the resulting chaos and said, "What's up with this mess?"

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

FOODS 101


My 14-year-old son Jarrod had to make dinner for the family as a project in his FOODS class. He made macaroni & cheese, hot dogs, and smoothies. Sent him to the utensil drawer to get out the tongs...came back with the mellon baller. Sent him to get the table spoon measuring spoon...came back with a teaspoon utensil. Tried to put water in the macaroni and cheese AFTER he boiled and drained it. BUT....he really did a fantastic job. It was nice just hanging out in the kitchen cooking together. His big brother, Jerremy, and I use to cook together. Forgot how much fun it is cooking with my kids.

Quote of the night. When smoothies were made to drink Jae tasted hers and said, "I think we made LUMPIES."

Sunday, April 4, 2010

MORE WITH OUR FRIEND DAVEY


Four-year-old Davey attends the day care in the basement of my church. His mom brought him to the puppet ministry program we had in celebration of Easter. He walks up the stairs, looks around and says in an awe inspired voice: WOW! This looks just like my school.

I hope you and the children in your life make many warm memories this Easter!

Friday, April 2, 2010

WARNING: HYSTERICALLY FUNNY

Mallory and 4-year-old Davey were walking to the egg hunt and it was sprinkling rain.
Mom: We sure are lucky to have an umbrella to keep us dry.
Davey: Yah, and... I sure am lucky to have eyebrows.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

SHAKIN' UP SHAKESPEARE

So...I'm quizzing my freshman, Jarrod, before his big Shakespeare test. My boy would rather be on the ball field than in the class room, but he was doing a great job memorizing the FIVE PAGES of facts he had to know.

Fill in the blank question from Mom: Shakespeare purchased a Coat of __________________ for his father, that gave him the title of GENTLEMEN.

Jarrod's answer: fur

correct answer: Arms.

Mom: (hysterical laughter)

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

AMAZING

Sunday's sermon revolved around famous MLB pitcher Orel Hershiser. Our pastor shared with us that during the World Series with the Dodgers, back in the day, Hershiser pitched several amazing games with no relief pitcher. Television cameras caught him singing on the mound while pictching in the World Series. Soon after he appeared on Johnny Carson. Carson asked Hershiser on the air what he was singing and if he would sing it for the audience.

Our pastor posed this question to our congregation: ANY GUESSES WHAT HERSHISER WAS SINGING ON THE MOUND THAT ULTIMATELY LED THE LA DODGERS TO VICTORY? Eight year old Mary Jae leaned over and whispered to me, "AMAZING BASE".

Whitty, but not correct. The real answer is our doxology...PRAISE GOD FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW. PRAISE HIM ALL CREATURES HERE BELOW. PRAISE HIM ABOVE YE HEAVENLY HOST. PRAISE FATHER SON AND HOLY GHOST. A-MEN.

Monday, March 29, 2010

WHEN LAUREN IS PRESIDENT...

Isaac's mom, Deanna, was going through old homework papers and found "President's Day" by little sister Lauren: Presidents are important because...they take care of our country. If I were president, I would... get a cat.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

COPY CAT

Not only is Isaac scared about his Mom trying to knock him off with her vitamin disbursement, he also is very scared that his third-grade teacher is giving him assignments that are against the law. His teacher wants him and his classmates to copy facts off the Internet. That is "PLAGIARISM"!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

BLACK WIDOW MAMA

Nine-year-old Isaac seems to be certain that Mom is trying to "do him in". He hasn't said it in so many words, but he worries a lot about her parenting choices.
Case in point...Mom was emptying the trash and found Isaac's vitamins from the past few days. When she asked him why his vitamins were in the trash, this was his reply:
I'm worried, because I am suppose to take those vitamins every 24 hours and it has only been 23.

Friday, March 26, 2010

PRAY, PRAY, PRAY

5 year old Carter and Mom on the ride to school today...


Mom: You should pray for Dad to get the job today.
Carter: I don't know what to say.


Mom: Repeat after me.
Dear God
Carter: Dear God


Mom: Please help Dad
Carter: Please help Hobo


Mom: get the job
Carter: get the job


Mom: Amen
Carter: Amen


I thought you would appreciate his spin

Note: Dad is an amazing principal that has been honorably discharged due to lack of funding in the state of Illinois. At 10:30 today, he has a job interview. Please lift up prayers, positive thoughts, good carma.... Thanks!!!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

22 YEARS OLD AND YET SO WISE....

Our 22-year-old niece just posted a picture of her 18 year old cousin (who just happens to be our girl Jerilyn) dancing with her dance team. The caption read: I don't tell you enough how proud I am of you!

How sweet is that?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

PARENTING TIP

Never add the word "OKAY" on to the end of your sentence when you are speaking to your child.

Examples:

Pick up your room, OKAY?
Set the table now, OKAY?
Get off the phone, OKAY?
Brush your teeth, OKAY?
Be home by 10:00, OKAY?

How many times have you done this and your kid says, "No." Seriously...What are we thinking? Look how much better this works:

Pick up your room.
Set the table now.
Get off the phone.
Brush your teeth.
Be home by 10:00.

Then, if your two year old says, "NO" (That one is for you, Jen!) you can calmly reply, "It's not optional."

Monday, March 22, 2010

BIG BRAVE BOY

Two-year-old Max is afraid of the vaccuum, so when Mom was finished vaccuuming she put it in a different room away from Max. He found the vaccuum and began to karate chop it and push all the buttons.

Mom: Please don't karate chop the vaccuum, Max. You could hurt yourself or the vaccuum.

Max: I not scared of you, Momma.

Someone is in trouble. Not sure if it's "Momma" or Max.

SELF ESTEEM

Question from Dad: What is self esteem?
Response from Jae: The steam that comes up out of yourself?!

She must have seen Dad on some not so good days.

Friday, March 19, 2010

BONDING

Say a little prayer for my Brownie troop, everyone. We will be going on our very first camping trip tomorrow. The weather today is a gorgeous and sunny 66 degrees. The forecast for tomorrow is wet and rainy with a chance of SNOW...temperatures in the 40s.

My Brownie: "Who is riding to the camp grounds with us?"
Me: "Well, Denise and Madelyn might as well ride with us."
My Brownie: "It will be a good bonding experience."
Me: "Oh, you mean with you and Madelyn or Me and Denise?"
My Brownie: "No,Mom... me and you."

My little toes may be cold, but my heart is warmed!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

HMMMMMMM

Every time Jae says something that makes me laugh she follows up with: "Pretty blog worth, huh, mom? YIKES!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

LOOSE TOOTH LINCOLN

The Tooth Fairy can be very unpredictable. Take, for example, her recent visit to our house. On most trips she leaves a $2.00 bill. On occassion she leaves a Saquajawia coin with a $1.00 bill-- We believe this happens only when she forgets to stop by the First National Fairy Bank for her $2.00 bill withdrawl. This morning we were stumped when Jae pulled a $5.00 bill out of her special tooth pillow where her wiggly jiggly loose tooth had been just hours before. Then, Jae made sense of it all: "Oh, I get it. Since we visited the Lincoln Museum and Library yesterday The Tooth Fairy gave me the money with Lincoln on it." Sounds right to me.....

Monday, March 15, 2010

PLAYIN' HOOKY

As a former teacher, I don't usually endorse skippin' school. But...my youngest daughter skipped school today and took off with me and Grandma to spend the day in our state capitol. We had a fabulously stress fee day just being with each other. I would highly recommend PLAYIN' HOOKY every once and a while with the ones you love. Even if you have to just PLAY HOOKY from your chores. You won't regret all the warm memories(and future scrapbook pages)made.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

THE REASONS WHY

Our oldest is away at college, so I periodically send care packages. For St. Patrick's Day, I walked through Walgreens and found every thing I could that was green to put in his care package. From silly light-up-monster stress balls to toothbrushes, I found lots of crazy GREEN items.

My favorite "find" was a GREEN mini photo album (4 X 6). As soon as I saw it I knew what purpose it would fulfill...It was the perfect cover for a book--a book from our littlest author (Jae, 8) to our oldest author (Jerremy, 20).

I know that Jerremy will appreciate the book, because he aspires to be a fictional writer. So, may I present the book to you:

THE REASONS WHY


I need you more than....
a fish needs water
or a cookie needs milk
or a balloon needs helium
or a sock needs a shoe
or a book needs a page
or a bowling ball needs pins
or fries need ketchup]
or peanut butter needs jelly
or a robber needs $
or a boy needs soap
(second runner up favorite)
or a rainbow needs colors
or ice cream needs sprinkles
or coco needs marshmallows
or a super hero needs strength
or a zebra needs stripes
or a writer needs a pencil
or we need oxygen
or a pencil needs an eraser
like pooh needs honey
like lady liberty needs a torch
(first runner up favorite)
or a ball needs a bounce
like popcorn needs butter
a sister needs a brother
(FAVORITE!)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

A MOMMY MOMENT

Did you ever have one of those MOMMY MOMENTS when you look around and just feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like you are really a spectacular parent that is nurturing your child's growth in an amazingly awesome way? I was right in the middle of a moment like that when my darling daughter Jae (8 years old) let me know in no uncertain terms that really was not the case.

So...it's Saturday night. Jae is working on a craft. I am folding a load of towels. The fire place is toasty and warm. We are watching TV--the classic LITTLE WOMEN. I'm feeling cocky because I'm bringing a little culture to her life. Until...

My "little woman" sweetly looks at me and says, "When I'm a mom I am not going to make my kids sit through this torture!"

Sweet!

Friday, March 12, 2010

MOM TIME

This weekend Denise will join hundreds of women attending the HEARTS AT HOME conference. This will require her to pack a bag, stay in a hotel, eat at yummy restaraunts, and the only person she is responsible for is herself. I think all the Mommas of the world will agree that she should have a fabulous time.

This morning my wonderful friend and her children are in the car on the way to school when
7-year-old Madelyn asks, "Where are you going this weekend, Mom? Is it a meeting?" Mom says, "No, it's a thing to help make me be a better mommy."

So...a few minutes later she notices 5-year-old Carter doesn't have his jacket. When she begins to question if he brought it, he responds, "You should have got it". Naturally, this is the point in the conversation where she started the "lecture" about responsibility, respect,(we mommas--and our kids--know the drill).

Madelyn says, "I guess we see why you need to go this weekend, Mom,"

Thanks, Madelyn...

P.S. Mom went back home to retrieve Carter's jacket.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW THEM....

Teenagers...kids...our kids...never cease to amaze me. Eighteen is such a precarious age. One minute you are an independent woman ready to conquer the world. The next minute you are slamming your door, because your parents are totally clueless and get on your last nerve. Blink, and you are way advanced beyond your years with a deep appreciation for your parents.

I love that I just saw on our senior daughter's FB page Jerilyn became a fan of I LOVE MY DAD FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE.

It's the little things in life that bring me joy.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

TAP WATER

Jae, my eight-year-old daughter, suggested I put this on the blog.

Today she was in dance class. Between dance and ballet she attempted to pull her water bottle out of her dance bag. Unfortunately, she pulled out a tap shoe instead. Ever the kidder, she leaned over to her friend and said, "Look, Emma...TAP water." BA-RUM-PA

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DADDY





Today is my husband's birthday--Happy Birthday, Michael!

Both our girls left birthday love notes around the house for Dad with special window markers.

Jerilyn's message (18 years old): HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN on the back window of his truck.

Jae's message (8 years old): Dad, thank you for being a magneficent Dad. P.S. I love u 899,221,59 million your favorite daughter Jae. on the bathroom mirror.

On his birthday card:
The "fight" continued on about who was the favorite daughter.

Jerilyn signed: Love, your favorite daughter.
Jae signed: Love, your really, really, really, real favorite daugther.

Dad said it was the best birthday ever, because he had never been fought over. He kinda liked it.

Meanwhile, 14-year-old brother, Jarrod, was growing impatient to eat icecream cake, so he went ahead and cut the cake BEFORE pictures---can you believe it?

It was a wild and crazy night, but Dad loved every minute of it.

Monday, March 8, 2010

THANKS, GOD!

My wonderful friend Deanna recently lost her mom (WHAT WILL BE YOUR LEGACY?)
She is taking it one day at a time, but misses her dearly. This was her post today:
God sent me encouragement in the form of my 3 year old today. I miss my mom every day, but this morning, I was really wishing I could call her and chat with her. While I was folding laundry, Julia was "writing notes" on post-it notes which she then stuck all over the place. She said "Mommy, these notes are to remind... you that I love you and that Grandma Johnson loves you, too". Thanks, God, I needed that!

Friday, March 5, 2010

LESSON LEARNED

14 year old boy's FB post: didn't make the (freshman) baseball teamSeveral posts later:im gonna work extra hard so i can make (the coaches) second guess.My son is blessed to have a best friend with such an amazing attitude.
...And just for the record, I am the one that learned a lesson. Thanks, Cam!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

YOUNG AUTHORS

Spent a wonderful night celebrating over four hundred YOUNG AUTHORS in our school district. I am very proud of each and every author who took the initative to write their thoughts down on paper and "publish" a book. That takes guts.

Jae, our eight-year-old, diligently worked on her book entitled MY BOOK OF NOT SO TRUE FAIRY TALES. Her book had four chapters with 22 pages. Obviously I think she is a talented writer. Her words really flow on the page. All her TALES were wonderful, but here is an excerpt from my favorite page:

I dedicate this book to my funny and sensitive brother Jerremy for being there when I need him. Big brother is away at college studying journalism.

He is our oldest---months away from 21(Yikes!)--and she is our youngest. Although they are 12 years apart, they are always close in their hearts. I LOVE THAT!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

BABY BOY GENIUS

My walking partner (Jen) and I walk in a gym since it's so cold outside. It has been a challenge to keep barely 2-year-old Max entertained while we walk. We came up with an ingenious plan. Today Max had his own little picnic set up--including a movie on the lap top. He did a wonderful job, but when he wanted Mom's attention he did a genius move.

Max has tried to keep up with us walking, and it's just too much for him. So....as we are walking along the perimeter of the gym, he went in the opposite direction to cut us off. He knew he would never be able to catch up. You may think it's just a coincidence, but he did it several times. THAT BOY IS A BABY GENIUS!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR. SEUSS


Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss. Thank you for every wonderful, amazing book!

SUPER HERO

Today my eight year old told me I was her super hero. In the middle of my hectic day, that brought a smile to my face.

Has a little one ever made you smile out of the blue? I'm guessing if you have EVER been around children the answer is yes.

Monday, March 1, 2010

AIDEN FLASHBACK

Aiden has been in touch with his emotions since he was a little guy. Aiden's mom and I were power walking today, and she reminded me of this story. Thought I would share, because let's face it...we all love Aiden stories.

Aiden's big sister Kate is older by 20 months. When Aiden was about 2 1/2 Mom walked in on Kate and Aiden. He was sobbing, sobbing, sobbing. She scooped him up in her arms and asked, "What's hurt, Aiden?" He responded through the sobs, "My feelings!"

Sunday, February 28, 2010

LAUREN'S STORY

A while back, I asked for a Lauren story. Lauren is Isaac and Julia's 7-year-old sister. Mommy said Lauren had not been crazy or funny lately. However, it dawned on Mommy that sweet stories described Lauren better, because that's who she is...a little sweetheart who always wants people to be happy. She always gives lots of hugs and kisses and makes Mommy love notes. Yesterday, she put a note on Mommy's bed and then said, "There's a note on your bed, and I don't know who it's from." The note said: MOMMY, I LOVE YOU. LOVE, ?

So, without further adieu, here's Mom's LAUREN STORY with a little background:

I always sing "Lauren's song" to her at bedtime, which is a song I made up by changing the words of a different song. You may have heard it... It's "Molly's Song". I made it Mommy instead of Daddy, etc...

A few days ago, I was running around like a crazy woman and Lauren was following me around with this piece of ribbon. She kept asking me to stop, but I was busy . . . Finally, I said "Lauren, what do you need?" She tied the ribbon around my waist and said, "I'm tying a ribbon around your heart". Of course, I stopped and gave her a big hug! :)

Here is "Lauren's Song":

Mommy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand.
Mommy's little child breathes new life to the morning time for me.
When we're apart, her thoughts follow me.



Mommy's little girl ties a ribbon around my heart.
Mommy's little child waves goodbye to the ocean tide that sweeps me.
When we're apart, she's a part of me.



When I come home, Lauren smiles with the dawn.
Lauren smiles, and she radiates the glow around her halo.
When she plays, Lauren smiles.
On a summer day, Lauren smiles.
A new day, Lauren smiles.

Nothing's wrong when Lauren smiles.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

AMAZING TALENT

A huge chunk of our family showed up to celebrate Jerilyn at her SENIOR NIGHT. Accompaning our niece Erin was three-year-old Jaiden. While we waited in the stands Jaiden took it upon herself to entertain us. This, I am sure, was her most amazing talent.

Jaiden: Watch! I can sing the ABC's with my eyes closed. (Song completed in its entirety with eyes closed)

Jaiden: (Huge smile of accomplishment.)

SENIOR NIGHT

Note: Sorry loyal followers! My computer has a big, evil virus, so I haven't been able to blog. I owe you a few.


Last night was SENIOR NIGHT at our last home basketball game of the season. It was more than that, though. It was the last time our beautiful daughter will dance on her high school gym floor. It was the end of an amazing high school dance career. It was such a heart-warming night.

All seniors involved in basketball, cheerleading and dance team were honored. In between the JV and Varsity game seniors and their parents congregated on the side of the gym floor. One by one senior names were announced along with their proud parents. Jerilyn's name was called. Her dad and I linked to one side, and Mom on the other. For three or four glorious moments, hundreds of fans celebrated our daughter and her accomplishements. Everyone had the opportunity to see what we already know...She is amazing.

Although it was an end, in many ways it is the beginning of all things to come! I am so excited for her future. I cannot wait to see what this fabulous girl will accomplish in her lifetime. I am just so blessed to be a part of it.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

SKIP TO MY ROOM

Dropped my daughter off at her primary school today. She gave me a kiss. Opened the door. Waved good-bye. SKIPPED to her room. I smiled. Not only is she starting her day off on a positive note, but my day, too!

If you have never tried skipping down the street, hall, sidewalk, or store aisle with your little guy you should try it. It is just silly and freeing and makes you feel good. Promise!

WARNING: Skipping without your little guy may cause stares or a chat with security officers, but probably still worth it.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

WE ARE FAMILY

Remember Julia from last week? My three-year-old lunch date.
Lately, Julia has been becoming aware of the fact that she is a member of a family and eveyone has a different role to play. She enjoys saying, "We're the Thomae's". While I'm not sure Mom enjoys the role Julia has picked out for her, this cracks me up! And sadly...it is so true! Little kids always call it like they see it. I love that about them!

This morning Mom was helping Julia after she used the bathroom. Julia said, "We're the Thomaes. I'm the Dr. Thomae. (She wants to be a doctor, because she is in love with her pediatrician.) Daddy is the fixing Thomae. Lauren is the toy Thomae. And... Isaac is the tape Thomae. (He is obsessed with tape. You may remember the story about the jammies duct taped to the wall..). Mommy, you're the cleaning up potty Thomae". Ummm - okay

Personally, I think Mommy should be the baking Thomae. If you ever have the privilege to taste her apple pie or chocolate chip cookies, you will agree!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD

This morning I was hanging out with my intellectual buddy, Max.---Although he has only been on this earth for a little over two years, that boy is SMART! He makes me laugh, because he is always coming up with superior thoughts.---That really has no baring on the story I'm about to tell, but I can't help but brag on him just a little.

So...this morning Max and I were having some Lucky Charms for breakfast. I put his cereal in an extremely cool mug shaped like a famous fish one of the kids brought home as a souvenier from Disney On Ice. As I checked in on him, I noticed there were pieces of cereal littering the floor all around him. At first glance I thought he had a spill. Upon closer inspection, I figured it out. He was tossing the cereal bits on the floor in his quest for the marshmallow pieces.

THAT is the eight wonder of the world. I believe every child since the dawn of marshmallow- packed cereal has forgone the actual cereal for the marshmallows. One day some marketing genius will figure out to just box up the marshmallows.

Monday, February 22, 2010

BE AGGRESSIVE

As the basketball season winds down, I am reminded of our Aiden and his b-ball skills. Last year Aiden played ball on a rec league with other five year old girls and boys. It is amazing to see how at such a young age some children already play sports like their chance for a scholarship depends on it...all out...aggressive. Aiden would be the polar opposite.

Although Aiden seemed happy to just run up and down the court (or on occasion flap his "wings" like a bird and "fly" down the court) Mom was concerned that Aiden never really had the opportunity to shoot or dribble the ball. So, she pulled him to the side during one particular game and gave him a pep talk. Basically, she told him that he needed to get in there and get the ball. So....he tried.

Moments later as the players were running down the court Aiden approached the opposing team member with the ball. He got in close, right up to him and made his move: "Excuse me. May I please have a turn with the ball now?" Boy-from-opposite-team-with-the-ball: "uh, no!" Aiden...Aiden...Aiden...Always the gentleman.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

AIDEN AT HIS BEST

Some of my families' favorite stories are Aiden stories. Aiden is a very bright, witty, and joyful first grade student. This is a boy that was reading at the age of three, and will be sure to tell you, "Have a GREAT DAY!" if he sees you walking down the halls of his school in the morning. He just emanates JOY. EVERYONE loves Aiden! But....on occasion his free spirit will cause him to lose focus, which in turn gets him in trouble at school. Mom has been working with him on being more responsible AND following directions.

One morning Aiden was getting dressed, and Mom was coaching him along. She told him to pick out a clean shirt and pants. She also suggested he put on clean underwear and socks. When Aiden replied that he had, in fact, already changed his socks and underwear Mom praised him for his grown up, responsible behavior.

This is what Aiden had to say: "Well, Mama, I didn't really like the way my life was going, so I decided to make some changes.

Spoken like a responsible grown up! How can you NOT love this boy?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

SHOUT OUT!

Today was the last regional dance competition Jerilyn will ever compete in. We have watched her blossom the past 4 years on her high school dance team. Little sister has been her biggest fan every step of the way. In our dance world there is something called SHOUT OUTS. Fans can pay $1 to have a message read to their dancers before a performance. Of course Lil' Sis always sends shout outs to big sis. The same held true for today, but with a little twist.

During LYRICAL category--my all time favorite--I CRIED! During DANCE category--I CRIED! Both are touching. My husband leans over to me and says, "HIP HOP is next. At least you won't cry during that one." So....before HIP HOP the announcer reads the shout outs. Lil sis sent big sis a shout out: HIP HOP YOUR WAY TO THE TOP---LOVE YOUR LIL' SIS. Surprise! Big Sis snuck out to the SHOUT OUT table some time during competition and sent one to Lil'Sis. It went a little something like this: Mary Jae, thanks for always sitting in the stands and cheering me on at every competition. It means a lot to me. Love, Your Big Sis. So....I actually did cry for Hip Hop! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that our girls are 10 years apart, but, oh so close at heart.

Friday, February 19, 2010

HEAVENSENT

My adult nieces, Erin and Britt, recently lost their grandma. Erin's best friend has an adorable 4 year old daughter--Jayden-- that spends a lot of time with her. So, naturally Jayden was feeling Erin's loss. While saying her prayers, Jayden asked God to please throw Erin's grandmother back down from heaven. SWEET!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

IT'S A GOD THING

Another Julia story: Julia and her family were sitting around the kitchen table discussing Julia's very pink tongue. Mommy wondered what made it pink -- maybe the Pez candy? Other suggestions were also given until Julia indignantly stated "God made my tongue pink!"

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

KIND OF FREAKS ME OUT!

Had lunch today with some friends +1. Julia is a joyous and talkative three year old. Our lunch conversation included our kids, Dora the Explorer, husbands, work and our favorite snack chips. When lunch was over, we said our goodbyes and carried on with our day. Later in the afternoon Julia's mom called me.

It would seem that Julia got back in the car and said, "Mommy, I love Ms. Michele and Ms. Mallory." At this point Mommy is feeling all warm and fuzzy inside thinking her baby loves and adores her friends just like she does. Julia then goes on to say, "I love them because they speak English and not Spanish. Spanish kinda freaks me out!"

Blogger's Note: Julia does not know any Spanish speaking people and she LOVES Dora the Explorer--as was evidenced in her Dora Crocs and lunchbox. That's why I love the mind of a three year old!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

Today at Monarch book club held at our local library, Jae (8 years old) made a book entitled WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? The book contained pictures, and she wrote captions. Pretty funny... if I do say so myself! Thought I would share a few. Enjoy!



Beethoven...classical music rocks!

Who doesn't like to snuggle?

Will you marry me?


...and the doctor said I have an ear infection

Friday, February 12, 2010

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE


Hey all my dedicated followers... just wanted to let you know I will be out of town this weekend at a dance competition for our senior and visiting our college guy in Chicago. It will be lots of fun making memories with my family, but that means there won't be any new postings over the weekend.

So...just wanted to say HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY and just like Billy Joel...I love you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE! Thanks for following!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

AMAZING

Flashback: Remember those little plastic trinkity toys we use to get for prizes when we were little--the kind that had a little pinball maze and a ball. They weren't digitalized or electronic...you just held them in your hand and tilted it whichever way you wanted the ball to roll. My 8 year old got one at her school Valentine's Day party today and she LOVES it. She has barely put it down since she got home.

While we were out running errands today she was playing with it in the back seat telling me all the moves she was making. Then, a light bulb went off and she said:
Hey...you know if I get really good at this maze game everyone will call me
a-MAZE-ing!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

KING OF CHARM


My fourteen-year-old-sort-of-shy-semi-anxious-oh-so adorable-friendly son was nominated by his high school student council as one of five boys to represent the freshman class in THE KING OF CHARM---which is sort of a "beauty pageant" with a twist. Each boy has formal wear with a question, every-day wear with a question, and a talent portion. The boys basically try to get the most votes by being, cute, sweet, funny--and most of all CHARMING. One "king" from each grade level is crowned.

All the boys were so brave for entering and each shone for different reasons. One of my favorite moments from the senior class came when Aaron was asked the question: What song would you sing to a girl to impress her?
Aaron's reply: It's kind of lame to just tell you the name of a song, so I'm going to find my girl in the audience to sing it to her. He goes into the audience, and returns to the stage with his 3-year-old baby cousin and he sings, "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. How sweet is that?

I was SO NERVOUS for my guy, because this is just not something he normally would do. He's not the class clown. He's the quiet, nice guy on the edge of the room that's every one's friend. HE WAS AMAZING. He got up there and held his own. We're talking about a baseball/soccer player that put his sister's school dance uniform on--which includes a skirt--and performed the school dance song with pom poms. By the end of the song, the crowd was singing the fight song right along with him. The boy that was crowned KING of CHARM for the freshman class did a shocking rendition of Beyonce's ALL THE SINGLE LADIES---there's just no way to compete against that. But, no matter...

His 18 year old sister who lovingly coached him through the whole process summed it up best on the car ride home when she said, "Jarrod, you're OUR King of Charm."