Thursday, August 30, 2012

Bullying?

Jeremy:   Mom! My friends were kicking balls at me during recess. TWO hit me in the head.
Mom:      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE KICKING BALLS AT YOU??
Jeremy:   Yeah. They kicked balls at me almost the whole time. It really hurt.
Mom:      WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON WITH THIS??
Big Sis:    Jeremy, you were the goalie.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Super Sized?

Mom was in the bathroom and discovered there was no toilet paper.  She yelled out for her young daughter to bring her a roll of toilet paper out of the closet.  A few minutes passed when Mom heard a knock at the door.  There stood her daughter with a roll of paper towels and a roll of toilet paper posing a very important question:  "Do you need the small roll or the big roll?"