Actual excerpt from a conversation between Mom and her teenager, Kaleigh:
Mom: Kaleigh Marie get in here now!
Kaleigh: Why are you middle naming me?
Imaginary list of questions that goes through Kaleigh's mind in the 5.2 seconds it takes her to get to Mom:
Ughhh!....What did I do? What did I not do? What does she know I did? Who told? Could she know about last night? Did I forget to feed the dog? Wonder how much she knows? Did I start the dishwasher like she told me to? What do I have to do now? Grounded? How much should I tell? Should I just fess up? Did I track mud in again?....
Note: When you get "middle named" you know Mom needs business!
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