Illlegal Drugs

On a recent trip to the pediatrician 9-year-old Jae was diagnosed with Strep Throat.  Days later she broke out in hives all over her body, which required yet another trip to the pediatrician's office.  The doctor felt she had an allergic reaction to the medication he prescribed for strep.  He decided to put her on a steroid to help clear up the hives plus clear up her never-ending cough. 

Jae (to Mom in a whisper voice):  But steroids are illegal.
Mom:  Not if your doctor prescribes them to you for hives.
Jae:  Better tell that to the ball players!

Like Butt!

Nine year old Mary Jae is queen of STREP THROAT.  She gets it two to three times each year.  I guess it's time again.  The poor thing is pale, pale, pale...sore throat...upset tummy...headache.  Had to help her get dressed, because her head was hurting so bad.

Me:  How are you feeling?
Her:  Like butt!!!

I guess that sums it up.