When Guy came home from elementary school Dad noticed a couple of love notes from a girl in his class named Trinity.
Dad: "Guy, it looks like Trinity is in love with you."
(Dad thought Guy would turn red or deny it, but instead...)
Guy: "Oh yes. She really loves me and I am falling in love with her. I love her and like her a lot."
Dad: "Oh wow! She must be really nice and pretty."
Guy: "She sure is. My Love meter is pegged!"
