Awkward

Lucas and Max are best buddies at pre-school. One day Lucas had an overwhelming urge to share his feelings.  "Max,"  Lucas said, "I wike you...and I wuv you."  Max quietly contemplated this new information, looked at Lucas and said in his three-year-old-sing-songy-high-pitched voice, "AWKWARD!", turned around and walked away.

Sadly, Max was not feelin' the love that day! 
    

Transportation Issues

During Lent my nine-year-old daughter and I were sitting next to each other in the pew at church.  Our pastor posed a question:  Why did Jesus ride in on a donkey?  MJ leaned over, rolled her eyes and whispered in my ear:  DUH...There were no cars!